so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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