What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he thought i was a dude.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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