There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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