I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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