My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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