the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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