is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I need to calm my uterus...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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