omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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