As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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