There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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