it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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