she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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