would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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