remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
