No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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