i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
ttyl tear gas
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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