love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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