I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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