My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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