dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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