Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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