it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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