no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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