I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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