How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
