You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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