I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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