Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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