i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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