what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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