can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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