Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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