I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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