I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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