I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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