He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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