I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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