This girl is more easily done than said...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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