i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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