goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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