I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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