hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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