It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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