Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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