Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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