After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Holy shit dude........stairs
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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