conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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