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your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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