You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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