Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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